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Please, call me Ryn.
I write and draw, and am a general
nuisance to the world at large.
…Sssssooooooooo I think I’mma pop my head into this Homestuck World Shipping Cup thing. >v>
Noticed pattern about my meds, and realized they’re quick release: About fifteen minutes after I take them I suddenly go “whoop what’s a nap” and wobble a lot and get uber exhausted. If last night was an indication, I’ll feel better in about 30 min to an hour. Right in time to actually go to bed, pfft.
Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
Wow! I kinda love this idea.
can this go worldwide plz because holy shit no more lugging groceries on public commute
So I just scared the fuck out of my husband.
I needed to pee and he was in the bathroom taking forever, so I went to paw at the door like our cat and be a general pest. Original idea is he’d tell me to just come on in and I’d eventually get the porcelain throne to myself like we usually do.
He asks “Honey, is that you?”
I can’t resist. So I crouch and paw at the lower part of the door like the cat does, and stay completely silent. He goes quiet again, then in a quieter voice asks “….Honey..?”
I crack open the door and give it a gentle push so it opens halfway, then tiptoe quickly to our room. I thunk the dresser really hard by accident, but it’s just a general thud, then quickly hide under the bed and cloak myself in a spare blanket to hide the bit of highlight from my skin and glasses and such.
Then I wait.
He comes out a few minutes later and starts checking the entire house, getting more and more tense, asking where I am and calling out. Apartment is locked up and totally silent.
The cat gave me away. She came in and saw something big lurking under the mattress, froze, puffed up and stared till Nate came back on the third sweep and bitched.
I am best spouse.
Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.
Why am I suddenly gaining followers.
Hello people.
I don’t know where you came from or how long you’ll be around, but I hope you enjoy your stay. <3
My new Italian neighborhood in the middle of the night:
- Was a dog just run over? I think a dog just got ran over, or stepped on, or excited and pissed itself or something because a dog the size of a rat is flipping its shit somewhere.
- Gutteral yelling from child across the way. Yelling to be read as: screaming at the top of his lungs because his mom is the only on in the neighborhood who doesn’t tell him to stfu.
- No seriously someone shut the dog up, it’s yipping and yapping and probably bounding around like a beanie baby on crack now.
- Dude wandering down the street wasted out of his mind from a party down the road, talking to the cars and thanking one when he leans on it to rest.
- Cat taking an entire garbage bag and dragging it around the corner.
- A couple arguing loudly, coming outside to smoke, flirt, and watch the rain, then going back inside and yelling again.
- Neighbors downstairs having loud as hell sex.
:Rolls around, kicks feet.: Ahhhhhhh.
Yelling and complaining about me not saying anything isn’t making you a free soul either. I didn’t see you chomping at the bit to chitchat, dude. 8I
I think I’mma host a round or two of Board Game Online later tonight. ovo
