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Mixed Blessings Master Post

themockingcrows:

Pairings:

  • John Egbert x Dave Strider
  • John Egbert x Dirk Strider
  • Dirk Strider x Dave Strider
  • John Egbert x Dave Strider x Dirk Strider

Summary: Chosen to serve two separate gods as an infant, Dave Strider has been raised pure and chaste by the temple to await their call. What plans do the God of Wind and Luck and the God of Fire and Virility have in store for him, and will it even be worth the wait?

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themockingcrows:

Put “ship” in my inbox, and I’ll give you a randomized Homestuck ship that will most likely be a rarepair or something you’d never considered before to be shippable. The goal? CREATE SOMETHING BASED ON IT. SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, MIGHT SHIP IT FOR REAL. Think of how happy they’ll be to find something for their pairing in the tags?

I’ll keep doing this as long as I can. <3 Should be fun!


officialdaddyegbert:

Amused Retail Worker reminding u that coupons are single use only. You can’t bring in the EXACT SAME COUPON THE SAME FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER day after day especially when it’s a special offer coupon that TRACKS WHETHER YOU HAVE REDEEMED IT OR NOT HOLY HELL HOW SELF-ENTITLED ARE YOU

Amused Craft Store Employee trying to convince twenty rabid angry women that, no, I do not control when the coupons start working. The computer does. The coupon, the paper, and the ads all around the store all agree that the sale starts at noon.

I am not able to magically make it work earlier, though I wish I could to get you to stop screaming at me like a banshee and get the fuck out of my store ASAP because obviously you getting half off of two hundred dollars worth of identical fake pumpkins and assorted items THAT YOU RETURN THE NEXT DAY FOR NO REASON is -way- more important than treating me like a person.

NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN STOP BITCHING AND CALLING MY MANAGER OVER TO COMPLAIN, THEY’LL TELL YA THE SAME THING. IF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF THIS MAGIC, MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORK HERE.


themockingcrows:

:Swims through brain fog, remembers that she forgot to eat, swims more to try managing a trip to the bathroom and then going to get food afterward:

THANK YOU CARNATION INSTANT BREAKFAST. YOU ARE LITERALLY MY GODSEND WHEN I AM UNABLE TO MAKE FOOD FOR MYSELF. YOU ALWAYS TASTE GOOD. AND SINCE YOU’RE THE SUGAR FREE KIND AND I ONLY KEEP SKIM MILK IN THE HOUSE.. YOU AREN’T BAD FOR ME. :rolls blissfully in chocolate milk dinner:


boongish:

I find it kind of funnystuck. I find it kind of sadstuck. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I ever hadstuck


:Swims through brain fog, remembers that she forgot to eat, swims more to try managing a trip to the bathroom and then going to get food afterward:

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